Size Matters: What To Do If Your Man Is Hung Like A Little Boy
Hi, this is Mistress Sara again, and I want to talk today about a “little” problem most of us women will face at one point in our lives. Love is a funny thing. It can make us fall for guys we’d never have thought we’d have to deal with in our lives.
Sometimes the man is outside our educational level. Sometimes he might not be buff but melt our heart with his sense of humor. And, sometimes he’ll be nearly perfect in every way – until we get him into the bedroom.
That’s when we’ll discover he has a tiny penis.
When that happens, we’ll probably still love him. Sure, we may respect him a little less as a man, and sex won’t be that exciting, but if our feelings are strong enough for him, we may decide to stay and see if we can work things out. After all, when it comes to love, little things can mean a lot.
That’s why I decided to put together a set of tips of what to do when you find yourself dating or married to a man who looks like a little boy as soon as he takes his pants off.
- Try to focus more on oral sex and less on traditional sex. Remember it’s much easier to give a blow job to a small guy than a large dude. Also, when he’s going down on you, it won’t matter if he’s Tiny Tim.
- Joke about his size with your girlfriends. Laughter will make you feel less ashamed about having a sexually inadequate partner.
- Find out if you can cultivate a cuckolding fetish. A cuckold wants you to tell him his penis is too small and will want you to play with more well endowed men once in a while. This becomes a win/win situation for both of you.
- If he doesn’t have a cuckold fetish, cheat on him when you can get away with it. Face it, as a woman you deserve a real cock attached to a real man every so often. If the Bill of Rights were written by a woman, this would have been included as the 11th Amendment.
- Experiment with different positions. If you allow his small penis to penetrate you, try doggy style. He’ll feel a little big bigger. Of course, if he’s really small, and you don’t want him to penetrate you with his penis at all, I fully understand. In that case, you might want to consider keeping his teeny weeny locked in male chastity.
- Consider a penis extender. Available in most sex toy shops, these devices go over his penis and make him man sized. Many of them feel very realistic, so you can just close your eyes and pretend he’s a real man.
- Have him shave his pubes. This way, he’ll at least look bigger.
- If you are bisexual, fantasize that he’s your lesbian lover. If you feel like you are having lesbian sex, you won’t expect your partner to have a huge wang. If you need to, make him put on panties and a camisole before you start to enhance the illusion.
- Anal sex. He’ll feel bigger to you, and you’ll seem tighter to him when you take it in the back door. Anal sex is one of the only times when it’s a good thing if a man comes up short. Many women report “deeper” orgasms from anal sex. This could be your chance to find out if you are one of those frisky females.
- Lots of fingering. With three fingers inside you and his thumb on your magic button, you may not care if he has a penis at all.
- Avoid penetration or go on hormonal birth control. The sad fact is that if he’s small, the odds of the condom slipping off are fairly high. You don’t want to face an accidental pregnancy from bad sex simply because he’s not very manly below the waist.
